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[instrumental music]

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Hm. Hmm.

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Hey. Hey, Neesee,
you seen the remote?

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Yes, in my hand, why?

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Because
"When The Elderly Attack" is on.

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Neesee, yo, I'm telling you,
when you see this Joy

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you're gonna think twice

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about talking back
to your grandmother.

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‐ I'm telling you.
‐ Ah. Hold on.

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I'm watching my cooking show.

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Neesee, I am offering you
old people beating each other up

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with walkers and oxygen tanks.

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Why is it that I always have
to watch what you wanna watch.

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Because there is a TV
in your room

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and this is my house.
Now give..

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I don't care about
this is your house.

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You always talking
about this is your house.

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What do you mean
"You don't care if.."

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Answer the phone. That's your
phone.

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That's your house.
Answer the phone.

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It is your phone.

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Hello.

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It's for you.

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‐ Run.
‐ Hello.

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‐ Yes.
‐ Nee..

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Really?

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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ What?

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Oh! Oh, thank you.

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‐ Thank you.
‐ What?

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Did you just win something
on the radio?

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No, it's better than that.
My condo is ready.

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♪ I'm moving out ♪♪♪

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No! No!

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No, no, no. No!
You're moving?

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‐ Yes, yes, yes! Yes! Yes.
‐ Are you serious?

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‐ What?
‐ Word up.

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‐ Then get out.
‐ Oh!

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Gladly, would you like
to see what

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"The Ex‐wives Attack"
gonna look like

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see, 'cause I'm freaking..

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♪ And even though
we're stressed sometimes ♪

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♪ It's all of us now ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go‐o‐o ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Not only that, I got the whole
house hooked up to the web.

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And this 65‐inch plasma
that I'm putting

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in Neesee's old room
is so state‐of‐the‐art

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that next time I watch "Cops"

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I might get arrested.

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[laughing]

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Good luck.

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‐ Hey, Dirk.
‐ Hello there, Cheryl.

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I just got my pictures back
from the wet t‐shirt contest.

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Uh, leave 'em on the desk,
I'll get to 'em.

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‐ Yo, so, you got the..
‐ No, no. I, I.. I'll..

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Are you okay?

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I can't be looking
at naked pictures

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with Courtney on the set.

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‐ Courtney's here?
‐ Yeah.

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Ever since the kids
went on winter break

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I put her in the studio daycare.

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Why didn't you just
leave her at your place?

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With Deke the teenage freak
on the lose?

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Hell, no. I need her right here
where I can keep a eye on her.

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Yeah, but I thought the daycare
was for small children?

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I hate this, I quit.

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You are not gonna be
a preschool dropout, alright?

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Walk yourself back to that class

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and go make me
a macaroni necklace.

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‐ Dad?
‐ Dirk.

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Let me holler at you
for a second.

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You know what my dad
used to do when I was at home

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and there was nobody
to watch me?

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Tie you to a tree
so you wouldn't get in trouble?

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Just hear me out, okay?

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Since you don't have a yard

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why don't you bring Courtney
to work with you

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and make her your helper?

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That's what my dad
used to do for me.

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It taught me responsibility
and he hooked me up

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with a little bit of cash.

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‐ That's not a bad idea.
‐ Yo, Mr. Jay.

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The electronics store
wanted to talk to you about

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delivering your home theater
system this afternoon.

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Ah, cool. Yeah, yeah.

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‐ Hey, Kenny, can I ask a favor?
‐ Absolutely, what's up?

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Can you show my daughter what it
means to be an assistant?

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Assistant?

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I'd rather go back and play

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duck‐duck‐goose.

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Yeah, well, too bad, my man's
gonna show you around instead.

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‐ Thanks, man.
‐ No problem.

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Hi, what's your name?

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Courtney.

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Hi, Courtney, my name is..

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‐ Let's not ruin it with names.
‐ Okay.

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♪ We have it so special
'cause we have us ♪♪♪

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So, what do you guys think?

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‐ I love it.
‐ Great.

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Because it's something
that you own

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that I don't have to pay for.

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So, did you like your new room,
puddin'?

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Yeah, it's great.

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‐ All those toys.
‐ Mm‐hm.

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And I've always wanted
bunk beds.

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Oh, I am so glad you like it,
puddin'.

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‐ But I don't wanna sleep in it.
‐ Come again?

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It's super cool but I like
my room at dad's house.

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But, baby,
this is just like dad's house

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but it's super better,
because it's mommy's.

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Son, son, we already
talked about this, alright?

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You knew your mom
was only staying in the house

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until she can get back
on her hind legs.

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Bobby, baby, I know
this is tough to deal with.

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Like your father's goat breath
in the morning.

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But you'll get used to it.
I mean, think of it this way.

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You don't get just one house,
you get two.

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A‐and how many kids
can say that?

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And you know what
the best part of it is?

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‐ It's that you get two beds.
‐ Mm‐hm.

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‐ Two rooms.
‐ Mm‐hm.

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Two..

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...beds.

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Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah.

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Yeah.

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♪ Oh oh oh loving ♪♪♪

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[laughing]
Hope you're ready to take
that bra off, lady joker.

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Full‐house!

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[grunts]

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Take it!

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[laughs]

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What you got?

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[device beeps]

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Damn. Four of a kind.

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Hm.

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I guess I'm gonna
have to take off

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the rest of my clothes.

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Ooh.

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L‐O‐L,
all of my clothes are offage.

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[chuckles]

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[keys jingling]

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‐ Daddy!
‐ No, wait, wait there, son.

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There's a wild rabbit
running around here

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and I don't want you to get bit.

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‐ Where is your shirt?
‐ Huh?

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Oh, God.

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Where's your everything?

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What are you doing here, Neesee?

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Bobby forgot his special pillow.

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It's the only one
that gives me good dreams.

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Well, you know where it is, son,
why don't you go up and get it?

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How come he always gets
to walk around naked?

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Can you try to set
a good example?

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Could you try to stop
barging into my house?

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You don't live here anymore,
Neesee.

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[message chimes]

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O‐ooh!

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Okay.

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Ah, you wanna play
strip Monopoly.

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You might wanna use cocoa butter
for them stretchmarks.

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They work for me.

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And leave my keys.

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Oh, that's fine.

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I would say
put 'em in your pocket.

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But.. Oh, well. Hm.

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Oh, uh..

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Could you get them
after I leave, please?

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Did you forget anything else?

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You act like
this is the first time

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I'm keeping Bobby by myself.

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He has everything he needs.

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Jeez, and remind me
not to sit on that couch

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if that's the way you roll it.

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[instrumental music]

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♪ This even moving.. ♪♪♪

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[doorbell rings]

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[grunts]

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He forgot
his special toothpaste.

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It's the only one
that gives me good breath.

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[doorbell rings]

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He forgot
his special stuffed animal.

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It's the only one
that gives me good sleep.

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[doorbell rings]

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Here's your special book bag.

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It's the only one that..

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[door slams]

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Hey.

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Dirk, come on.
That's not funny, man.

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What you doing?

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Why, why are you so tired, man?

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Shoot, Neesee forgot
a bunch of Bobby's stuff

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so she kept bugging me
all night.

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Man, we need to figure
this thing out again

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so I can get me some sleep.

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Have you seen Kenneth?

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‐ Who?
‐ Who?

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Oh, you mean, Kenny? He's over
by the vending machines.

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Hey, whoa, whoa, what are
you doing with those flowers?

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Nothing. Dad!

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Giving Kenny flowers?

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You think that's something
you should be

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concerned about?

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Nah, giving flowers

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that's still
in the safe crush zone.

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I won't be worried until she
gets to the corny note phase.

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Right, right, I always
forget about that part.

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Now, is that before or after

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the radio dedication stage?

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That's new. I don't know..

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Yo, Mr. Black, I got
some concerns about Courtney.

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She just gave me these flowers.
I mean they're nice but I‐‐

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"Kenneth, roses are red,
your eyes are light

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I like your smile,
and your jeans are tight."

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Yo, gotta give it to her,
she definitely has good taste.

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These are the best smelling
flowers on this earth.

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So I think we have everything.

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Alright, you got
the special pillow?

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Uh, check.

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‐ Special hair grease?
‐ Mm.. Check.

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‐ Toys, action figures, clothes?
‐ Yep.

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[indistinct]
out of special bubble bath?

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Uh.. Bam!

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Ha, ha. The only one
that gives good bubbles. Uh‐huh.

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So I almost forgot
how to do this.

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But we worked it out
and we're back on track.

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Mm‐hm, that's right,
and if there's anybody

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that knows
how to be divorced parents..

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‐ We do.
‐ We do.

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‐ Hey, baby, where's your bag?
‐ In my room.

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I've decided I'm not moving.

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♪ Na na na na naa naa ♪♪♪

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(Robert)
'Bobby!'

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(Neesee)
Do you not hear us calling you?

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Listen, Bobby,
if you're gonna hide from us

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you can get a little creative
with it, alright?

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Come on out.

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(Bobby)
'I don't want to.'

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Alright, son, come on,
let's talk about this.

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Let's have
a "Put it on the table."

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(Bobby)
'Can't I put it on the table
from under here?'

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Bobby!

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It's just not fair.

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Baby, I know, but we're all
going through it together.

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But I like it here.
I like my room.

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I like my yard.

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I like the kids
in the neighborhood.

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Look, son,
that's just the way it is.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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But why?

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It doesn't make any sense.

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I'm just a little kid.

252
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,271
Why do I have to be the one
who has two rooms?

253
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,774
I'm not the one
who got divorced.

254
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,080
‐ Uh..
‐ Eh..

255
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,148
Yeah. Mm‐hm.

256
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,852
Robert, um, why doesn't
he stay here tonight

257
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,188
and I just go back to my place?

258
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,890
Mommy, you can stay here.

259
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,158
Yeah, but your mom doesn't
live here anymore, son.

260
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,095
You know, where there
used to be pillows and lace

261
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,063
dad put woofers and tweeters.

262
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,203
The point of me
getting my own place

263
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,339
was so that your father and I
can spend some time apart.

264
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:50,043
Exactly. Look, son. We both
wanna spend time with you.

265
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,813
But there's only room
for one of us here.

266
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,380
So, what do you want us to do?

267
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,917
Wait, you're sleeping
at Neesee's new place?

268
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,219
It's for one night, alright?
It's for Bobby.

269
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,955
Hey, you do understand
you're the parent, right?

270
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,857
You don't have to do
anything Bobby says.

271
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,325
This is coming from a guy
whose daughter

272
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,294
has a fatal attraction crush
on a grown man?

273
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,896
Oh, no, we had a nice long talk.

274
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,164
I told her it was unacceptable

275
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,432
inappropriate, un‐ladylike.

276
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,300
I shut it down, bro.

277
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,403
Yo, I'm not saying
your daughter's a stalker

278
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,805
but, damn.

279
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,407
You don't even know
those are from her.

280
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,376
Tshh. J..

281
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,478
Hey, you, I see
you got my balloons.

282
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,451
‐ Hey, Dirk! Dirk! Dirk!
‐ Daddy.

283
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,353
‐ Daddy!
‐ Dirk! Dirk! Dirk!

284
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,389
Dirk, look here. Alright?

285
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,158
Drop the fork.

286
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,492
Let me handle this, Mr. Black.

287
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,861
Yes, let Kenny handle this.

288
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,328
He got it, alright? Let..

289
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,463
Don't think
I can't get another fork.

290
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,898
I can get another fork.

291
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,367
[sighs]

292
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:54,040
Courtney, what we have
can never be.

293
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:58,845
‐ So, you don't love me?
‐ No.

294
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,214
But I'll never find
anyone like you.

295
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,916
I'm gonna die alone.

296
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,585
You see, I guess,
what I'm just really

297
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,419
trying to say is just that..

298
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,488
Hold that thought.

299
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,490
[instrumental music]

300
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:14,194
♪ I need to go slow ♪♪♪

301
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,098
Ew!

302
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,503
Who that?

303
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,886
Turn this pillow around
and smother it.

304
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,158
Get! Get! Get!

305
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,494
All this stuff to sleep.

306
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,034
[clears throat]

307
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,404
[sniffs]

308
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,243
What?

309
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,615
Who the hell
sleeps with dried flowers

310
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:10,483
and pinecones?

311
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,125
[grunts]

312
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,668
(Neesee on recorder)
'You are a powerful queen.'

313
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:32,072
'You own your future.
You control your destiny.'

314
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,208
'Child, you are fierce
and fabulous.'

315
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,179
And you forgot
"full of yourself."

316
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,650
Finally.

317
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,956
(Neesee on recorder)
'Now, our 50‐minute meditation
will begin.'

318
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,957
What?

319
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,128
[slow instrumental music]

320
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,179
[instrumental music]

321
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,130
[thinking]
Why am I sleeping
on my old side of the bed?

322
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,599
I can sleep anywhere I want.

323
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,974
There. That's better.

324
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,381
Wait, this is probably
right where Robert sleeps.

325
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,150
I know it is
because when we were married

326
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,451
he would always
move to the middle

327
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,687
and push me off to the side.

328
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,522
God, he's a jerk.

329
00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:03,096
What am I doing here?

330
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,567
No matter how far I go,
I still end up right back here.

331
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,145
God, I need my tapes.

332
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,315
[instrumental music]

333
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,085
♪ Back in the.. ♪♪♪

334
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,625
Good morning, Neesee.

335
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,594
Ain't a damn thing
good about it.

336
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,297
Listen, do you
even have enough energy

337
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,299
to have this talk with Bobby?

338
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,468
Because we can't do this again.

339
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,037
Hey, dad, thanks for letting

340
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,607
mom stay here last night.
It was great.

341
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,108
Yeah, well, I'm glad
you liked it, son

342
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,476
but it was only for one night.

343
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,412
But I don't wanna leave.

344
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,081
Bobby, go get your things, baby.

345
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,718
‐ But..
‐ No buts.

346
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,686
You heard what your mother say,
go get your things.

347
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,295
Well, I feel like crap.

348
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,765
Yeah, I was gonna use
another word but "crap" works.

349
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,802
It's like we're puttin' him
through a second divorce.

350
00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:18,471
Only this time he's old enough
to say what he really feels.

351
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,843
We can't do that to him again,
Robert.

352
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,545
So, what are we supposed to do?

353
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,447
I don't know.

354
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,550
I don't know.

355
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,417
But when he came through
that door just then

356
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,119
he had one of
the first real smiles

357
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,588
I've seen on his face
since I moved out.

358
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,489
He didn't even smile
when I spelt "fart"

359
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,291
in his Alphabet Soup.

360
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,629
A college degree
and that's what you spell?

361
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,267
[sighs]

362
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,268
You know..

363
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,836
You know, maybe if we took turns

364
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,838
staying here like last night

365
00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:53,640
we can give him time to adjust.

366
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:56,409
So, what am I supposed to do?
Get another apartment now?

367
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,244
Well, I, I guess..

368
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,081
We can share my place.

369
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,084
That's insane.

370
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,888
I'm not living with you
in another house, Neesee.

371
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,657
No, no, no.
No, Robert, think about it.

372
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:13,760
Instead of making Bobby move
back and forth, he can stay here

373
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:15,896
and we can take turns
staying with him.

374
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,231
And when we're not here,
we're staying at your apartment?

375
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,569
And the beauty is, is that we'll
never be there at the same time.

376
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,205
‐ Oh! I get it.
‐ Hm?

377
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,841
You, you..

378
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,310
You have had some good ideas
in the past, Neesee.

379
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,444
‐ You know?
‐ Yeah.

380
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,379
And that's where they've stayed.

381
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,784
Do you think I wanna do this,
Robert?

382
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,387
This is for Bobby.

383
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:50,230
I'm ready to go
to my other home.

384
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,302
You only have one home, son.

385
00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:00,774
‐ Right here.
‐ I can stay?

386
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,476
Your father and I are gonna
take turns living here with you

387
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,747
but if it doesn't work out,
you're gonna have to accept it.

388
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,916
I love you guys.

389
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,418
Thank you so much.

390
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,721
I'm gonna go
and unpack my stuff.

391
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:17,390
Woo‐hoo!

392
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,394
Neesee, what are we doing?

393
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,963
We're supposed to be
living separate lives.

394
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,298
I know.

395
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,867
But you know what

396
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,335
everything is gonna work out,
you know why?

397
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,504
No, why?

398
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,605
Because you're a queen

399
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,707
and you're fierce and fabulous.

400
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,778
You've been listening
to my tapes?

401
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,681
Let me show you fierce, huh?

402
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,583
I'mma show you fierce.

403
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,317
You need to pop
in the get‐a‐man tape

404
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,821
so I can stop paying this
alimony, that's what you need.

405
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,322
(Neesee)
Come here.

406
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,726
‐ Would you grab..
‐ Help me, baby!

407
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,960
Help me get him!

408
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,762
(Neesee)
Help me get him. Help me.

409
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,765
[indistinct yelling]

410
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:04,538
Hey, I understand
you're a young lady

411
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,306
and you're gonna have crushes.

412
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,409
I've searched the depths
of my soul and I don't like it

413
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,778
but I'll accept it.

414
00:20:11,812 --> 00:20:12,946
The only thing I ask
is that you stick

415
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,548
with guys your own age.

416
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,518
I'm so happy
to hear you say that.

417
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,854
Dad, meet my boyfriend Al.

418
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,523
His dad works here too.

419
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,593
Edward Scissorhands,
if you don't get your ass

420
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:27,761
away from my daughter..

421
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,431
[instrumental music]

422
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,969
[theme music]